YOU TOO CAN UNLOCK THE HIDDEN POTENTIAL OF THE DOOM AND GLOOMERS!

After reading the increasing number of radical doom and gloom posts on MF, I have been left with a choice.  I can accept that the majority of the blogs on MF are less credible than "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and stop reading them……  OR I can accept that the majority of the blogs on MF are less credible than "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and figure out how to make some money off these gloomy soldiers of the apocalypse.  

 

I have already gone the obvious route and invested my savings into a few of the stocks that their ilk has left absurdly discounted.  However, I am considering other options that may result in a quicker easier payback from the portion of the population that are lying sleepless on piles of silver, gold and shotgun shells.  

 

Here are my current top ten ideas:

 

1.)    Write my own doom and gloom soundtrack.  Including a chorus of wailing investors with the occasional gnashing of teeth all set to the music of gunfire and looting.

2.)    Work with the "Cash for Gold" companies to sell the gold the wifes are sending in back to the husbands.

3.)    Sell space in an apocalypse proof bunker (no real bunker is necessary since it is difficult to be sued during an apocalypse).

4.)    Sell comedic bumper stickers for desert rovers and Ford Falcon XB Coupes (Mad Max Interceptor)

5.)    Grind up old apple cores and Chinese newspaper to unlock the power of apples in my own food ration version of the Simpson's "Power Sauce".

6.)    Become a travel agent specializing in arranging transportation for those who are "Getting out of Dodge".

7.)    Create and sell inflation proof suits out of tinfoil and gorilla glue.

8.)    Become an authorized Ham Radio salesman.

9.)    Create new version of Motley Fool with heavy subscription prices (what do they care about the cost, the $ is worthless) where I can pander hard hitting exclusively factless reports on the economy…  Alstry would make an excellent partner for this….

10.)   Sell "corrected" versions of income and balance sheets that reflect "reality" and not the "propaganda" generated by our government.